Yes, It's Time To Ponder Again

[cincygreg]

C'mon, it's been a few since I did this LOL!

Are Zebras really just horses with bar codes on them? [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img]

Do people who say "having your cake and eating it too" realise that if you didnt have the cake, you couldnt eat it? [img]graemlins/sure.gif[/img] And why would you wanna have cake if you couldnt eat it?
Would you like some cake?
Yes please, but I'm not gonna eat it. I'll just stare at it or soemthing.

Why hasnt anyone ever made a "foot long" brat or mett? [img]graemlins/wonder.gif[/img]

Shouldnt four legged animals be better skaters than us bipeds? [img]graemlins/whatever.gif[/img]

Can "bigger people" skinny dip?
Or do they not exactly fat but a little heavy around the middle dip?
Maybe they slightly overweight but carry it well dip?
How about, could stand to lose a few and this swimming might help dip?

HMMMMMMMMMMMMM?!?!!? I Wonder.

[gae]

I thought of you this morning, Greg, and have something else for you to ponder.

What's so great about sliced bread, anyway?

[cincygreg]

Well, for one thing it makes it a lot easier to make a sammi if it's sliced.
Tought to cover a whole loaf in PB&J and eat it LOL!

But I get your point.
If it's the greatest thing since sliced bread, then you must have had a lot of downtown bewteen now and then [img]eek.gif[/img]

And what about asking if it's "bigger then a breadbox" when trying to get hints about a gift.

Do you have a breadbox to compare it to?
Are all breadboxes the same size?
Do you even know what a breadbox is or looks like? [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img]
What if they say no, but it really is bigger than a breadbox just not bigger than their own breadbox [img]eek.gif[/img]
Oh the humanity!
OK, I'll stop

[cincygreg]

Ok, here's a couple more. (I know I know [img]graemlins/whatever.gif[/img] )

Did people who now wear thongs just like getting wedgies as kids? [img]graemlins/sure.gif[/img]

Do kangaroo pouches come with airbags? [img]graemlins/wonder.gif[/img]

Do poeple who use the term (drink like a fish) realize that if fish drank there would either be a lot less water in the world, or they'd just be swimming in their own pee? [img]graemlins/gulp.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/wonder.gif[/img]

OK, I'll stop